Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room—the first surgeries of the day.
The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
The first kid says, “A circumcision.”
Whoa!” the second kid replies. “Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn’t walk for a year.”
Sarakastic says
Ha, this was brilliant I can’t wait to tell this joke to everyone I know. thanks for the laugh!
sandy says
My sister emailed it to me today. I thought it was so funny!
Mad goat lady says
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Connie says
Very cute! Just what I needed.